**F.A.T. Shop** creates funny mechanic shirts, affordable graphic tees, and blue-collar apparel designed for real people who work hard and live loud. Whether you're turning wrenches, working long shifts, or just want gear that actually represents your lifestyle, our designs are built to stand out without breaking the bank.

Fun. Affordable. Tactical Gear.

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📍 Omaha, NE

📩 info@fatshopusa.com

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**Privacy Policy**

We respect your right to privacy — mostly because we’ve lost our own in a newsworthy garage explosion.

Any data you give us (email, IP address, favorite socket wrench size) may be stored in a dusty box under the workbench next to an expired Monster and an open bag of pepper jerky.

We won’t sell your info unless it’s for something really cool, like a chainsaw-powered disposal or a tactical fanny pack.

Cookies are used on this site. Sadly, not Sara’s chocolate chip kind.

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**Terms & Conditions**

By accessing this site, you agree to:

- Never sue us, even if your shirt catches fire or you're ass-over-appetite with a go-kart stuck in a tree.

- Acknowledge that all content may be inaccurate, unprofessional, or typed while holding a large beverage l in one hand and a Slim Jim in the other.

- Accept that we measure twice and still cut it wrong.

- Understand that “guaranteed” means “taillight guaranteed” — or not at all.

- Live by the unspoken rules of brotherhood ethics and the ancient code of Confusious: *If you can’t fix it, duct it.*

- If you're offended or hurt — walk it off, scream into a carburetor, or go pound sand. We’re not here to hold hands.

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**Disclaimer:**

By clicking any button, browsing our shop, or even reading this sentence, you consent to becoming 14% cooler, 67% more flammable, and 100% more confident. Results and opinions may vary. So do assholes.

Parent company: Armor Fati Holdings Ltd. Co. — 11920 N 159th Street, Bennington, NE 68007 — kkeysor@armorfatiholdings.com