F.A.T. Shop

**F.A.T. Shop**

Fun. Affordable. Tactical Gear.

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📍 Omaha, NE

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**Privacy Policy**

We respect your right to privacy — mostly because we’ve lost our own in a newsworthy garage explosion.

Any data you give us (email, IP address, favorite socket wrench size) may be stored in a dusty box under the workbench next to an expired Monster and an open bag of pepper jerky.

We won’t sell your info unless it’s for something really cool, like a chainsaw-powered disposal or a tactical fanny pack.

Cookies are used on this site. Sadly, not Sara’s chocolate chip kind.

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**Terms & Conditions**

By accessing this site, you agree to:

- Never sue us, even if your shirt catches fire or you're ass-over-appetite with a go-kart stuck in a tree.

- Acknowledge that all content may be inaccurate, unprofessional, or typed while holding a large beverage l in one hand and a Slim Jim in the other.

- Accept that we measure twice and still cut it wrong.

- Understand that “guaranteed” means “taillight guaranteed” — or not at all.

- Live by the unspoken rules of brotherhood ethics and the ancient code of Confusious: *If you can’t fix it, duct it.*

- If you're offended or hurt — walk it off, scream into a carburetor, or go pound sand. We’re not here to hold hands.

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**Disclaimer:**

By clicking any button, browsing our shop, or even reading this sentence, you consent to becoming 14% cooler, 67% more flammable, and 100% more confident. Results and opinions may vary. So do assholes.

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